It’s time to face the facts: nobody wants a picture of your Johnson. Your one-eyed willy doesn’t impress any one, nor does it make them want to listen to you grunt for 3 minutes.
Under no circumstances do we condone eating the eggplants.
🤷🏻♂️ A few days to a few weeks. You know how the mail can be.
Yes. We don’t feel like writing your names on every single package we ship out.
We live for the luls. 😎